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natashavc:

I just spent a better part of today reading through the archives of STFUPARENTS. Now listen, there’s a scatological obsession within the mommy community and it’s absolutely indecent and perverse. Tweens sexting and using myspace to organize rainbow parties should be the least our of concerns as A SOCIETY. It’s these maniacal shit-crazed parents who use the internet to broadcast the goings on of their kids’ anus that is a horrifying social ill. We need to a find a Chris Hansen type to ambush these feces fanatics with a camera crew in their kitchen and be like “Have a seat” and then make them watch 2 girls 1 cup and scream “YOU ARE NO BETTER THAN THESE SHIT-LOVING WHORES!!!!!!”

Modest proposal, out! 

(via stfuparents)

wordpainting:

bookporn:

catsplamo:

book vending machine! i wish we had these at work, but they would probably be full of bibles or romance novels.

sweethomestyle:

Submitted by emilyt

chesnochetti:

heylittlerichgirl:

(via danielleabelle)

thatkindofwoman:

via mediumextralarge.net

inothernews:

And here’s a sampling of Lindsay Lohan’s handwriting, in the form of notes she was scribbling during sentencing day in court.  It’s so neat, like she wasn’t, you know, under the influence.

Prediction: she gets out after only serving about ten percent of her 90-day prison sentence due to California’s bad economy - the Golden State reportedly can’t afford to imprison non-violent offenders anymore - and also, for good penmanship.

(Photo via the Huffington Post)

letterheady:

Sun+Moon Catering, 2006 | Source

herofetish:

bluedogeyes:

gamefreaksnz:

Francesco Francavilla’s Sketch Blog: They Are Coming…

hunsonisgroovy:

I’ve enjoyed this so much! 

austinkleon:

Stephen King working at his home office in Maine in the 1980s

From the excellent On Writing:

If you want to be a writer, you must do two things above all others: read a lot and write a lot. There’s no way around these two things that I’m aware of, no shortcut.

I’m a slow reader, but I usually get through seventy or eighty books a year, mostly fiction. I don’t read in order to study the craft; I read because I like to read. It’s what I do at night, kicked back in my blue chair. Similarly, I don’t read fiction to study the art of fiction, but simply because I like stories. Yet there is a learning process going on. Every book you pick up has its own lesson or lessons, and quite often the bad books have more to teach than the good ones.

NPR: Stephen King: The ‘Craft’ Of Writing Horror Stories